i want to be!

On a whim, I applied to be a contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

This is to confirm that you are scheduled to audition for Who Wants to
be a Millionaire on Tuesday, June 29th  at 5:00 PM.  Please arrive
at 4:30 PM outside of 30 West 67th street between Central Park West and
Columbus Ave.

The email comes with a questionnaire I’m supposed to fill out beforehand.

Please answer the following questions:

1. What would Meredith Vieira find most interesting about you?

2. What is the first thing you would do with one million dollars?

3. Complete this sentence – You’d never believe it but I…..

4. Any unique titles, awards or distinctions?

5. Anything else we should know about you?

Ok, so whoever comes up with the best answers to these questions gets to be my life-line when I get on the show.