corporate softball 201

We had an informal company softball game yesterday in Central Park.

Helpful hints for your next game:

  1. Go to the batting cages a few days before the event. I didn’t get to go this year and suffered for it.
  2. The best spot on the field for looking like you want to field balls but really don’t is shallow right field. In slow-pitch almost all right handed hitters will pull the ball to left.
  3. There is not enough time to get a hot dog and go to the bathroom between innings. It has to be one or the other.
  4. If you are running like mad for second base and there is someone about to make a force play at second base consider the relative rank of that player. I have a minor shiner today from plowing into the most senior executive at the game.
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