but bacon tastes good

Now playing: House of PainJump Around (pete rock remix)

Lyrics:


I’m the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why won’t he eat pork? Because cops are called pigs? The logic just doesn’t work.

This has bothered me since 1992.

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