Meet Dave (right)
Somehow it became a punchline to say … “or Dave gets hot sauce in the eye” at work.
Friday night, money is being offered to make a phrase reality. To everyone’s surprise, the offer is accepted.
Painful to look at isn’t it? That’s genuine Tabasco brand hot sauce.
Ow. What was he thinking?
A quick call to poison control confirmed that a rinse in the sink was all that was needed, but he should be prepared to go to the emergency room. Fortunately that wasn’t needed and many minutes of washing eventually meant that Dave could see out of the damaged eye, however uncomfortable that must have been.
Even strippers don’t do that much for $1.
Please don’t offer him $2!